I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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