do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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