party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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