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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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