Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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