Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I think your dad took our porno
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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