i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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