First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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