it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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