turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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