: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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