dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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