exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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