i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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