You really coming over, don't trick.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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