You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm really busy with my period
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