Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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