no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
