He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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