yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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