Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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