Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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