What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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