If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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