Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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