so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Shame - the story of my life.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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