i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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