i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
