check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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