So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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