What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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