She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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