.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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