let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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