I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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