they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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