she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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