susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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