You're completely useless in the revolution.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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