doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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