They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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