im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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