Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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