i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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