who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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