We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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