we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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