I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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