lets start a swedish sibling band together
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
