i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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