have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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