oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He shit in the fireplace
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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