you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize