drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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