Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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