Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I wear drunk well.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
